Rude Awakening

There I was.

At the beach. On vacation. I'd just finished a week... it was great. I was about to start week two.

I saw my friends. So wonderful to have you here! We've so much fun in store! I can't wait to lounge, chat, relax, sleep, romp, and enjoy.

Wait.

Something is wrong.

What's that sound? What is it? Oh no.....

"Mommmmmmmmmmmmmyyyy! Come!"

It was a dream. Just a dream. I didn't even get my second week of vacation in the dream. And then Ilana woke me up. And she had a very dirty diaper.

This is NOT the vacation I was expecting.